And we’ve all seen that idiot who picks his plate up and actually starts to lick it. Unless you actually want her to perv over your fitter mates. Don’t worry about having female friends/talking about your ex. Don’t be surprised if her gay best friend comes on to you. As a rule she’s confident enough not to give a damn.
There are some fairly solid reasons as to why the older woman and younger man make such a good match.
But she isn’t so bitter and cynical that she doesn’t know how to appreciate the odd compliment.
In fact, as she as she passes through her middle years, she’s probably more receptive to her ever-dwindling supply of compliments than ever before.
If you’re attracted to older women you need to seriously up your game – drinks at a grotty man pub and some £4.99 supermarket flowers will be met with disdain. If she’s taking you out for dinner make sure your table manners are up to scratch. Think the theatre, the Booker prize and long country walks. It’s not quick or easy but then it’s not quicker or easy for her to have such great hair, make-up and style.
Here’s just a few of the things you need to do to impress an older woman. If you’ve asked her out to dinner do not turn up with a coupon cut out of the local gazette offering a two for one deal at Wetherspoons. Don’t start without her (ahem), don’t talk with your mouth full of food and never be rude to the waiter. If all you want to do is talk about X Factor and burp the alphabet you’ve got the wrong girl. Don’t bore her with your money worries – yes, she has more than you and, yes, she’s spent a lot of it in Agent Provocateur so just tell her how beautiful she is. Don’t show her those pics of your ‘hilarious’ lads’ nights out. Be fun This means being able to make her laugh, feel gorgeous and like the centre of attention at all times.