Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room. Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one. Baby I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?